In bed, looking at my Yukari figure, spun her around to look at her hair, unlike the actual one it was flat, longer and extremely fucking beautiful. Then I saw it again and a large portion of the right side had fallen off. Then I saw it again, only a small amount of hair on head remained, I thought she'd look better bald than this, and that I either need superglue(One Ring/True Dragon Dress) to put it back on, or I need to time travel.
Wake up in bed, I notice a poodle is in my room, and someone's using my shower. Alarmed, I go into my kitchen, I wanted a tenderizer hammer but as I heard him noticing me gone and coming over, I picked up a nearby knife. I went at him, trying to slit his throat but it was dull, and he said "Knife #3 isn't for cutting" He pushed me off, then grabbed a knife, then slit his own throat from the base and across his shoulder, then held the wound shut and said "Now, you're the one who's going to tell me things" After my initial suprise, I say "I can go back in time?" He says "Yes!" I say "Oh! Please tell me I can save my fucking wife." Then I wake.
In my bed, I have my chunk of Lapis lazuli, I start biting into it, edible and tasty. I go on
Facade.com, there's a webpage of people's dream diaries, where you could roll a random part of their dreams. I thought "Damn, I wish I'd posted my dreams here instead of fucking 4chan" All the different diaries have a black and white sketch, I look over them wondering which would be the best to apologise to Yukari with, seeing one that had a man kneeling kissing a woman's hand, I looked over the rest but there was none greater, so I clicked on it.
Wake in my bed, hear a dark eldritch voice cursing me from the direction of my ceiling, so to balance it out I imagined a dark eldritch voice blessing me from there too. I had a green tarp cylinder that I was packing a whole bunch of gemstones into, including a large green one, thinking the green represents me, as I hop inside and prepare to time travel.
