>>3217112Pizza guy: It's the OOOO Pizza, I have your delivery!
Pizza guy: (Anderson... He hasn't been ordering much lately. It's been a while.)
Connor: Yes?
Pizza guy: (Huh?! Who's that?!)
Connor: How can I help you?
Pizza guy: Er, I'm from OOOO Pizza. I have your delivery here...?
Pizza guy: (I was pretty sure he was living alone?)
Connor: (sigh) He is going back to high-calorie meals again.
Pizza guy: (His son, maybe? No, doesn't feel like it..)
Pizza guy: (Wait, he's an android. A deviant... I guess? Must be, if he's wearing that tacky shirt.)
Connor: How much?
Pizza guy: (Come on, dude, put on some pants. Don't just answer the door in your underwear.)
Pizza guy: Um, that would be $14, sir.
>>3217113Hank: Here.
Pizza guy: (Mr. Anderson!)
Pizza guy: (Oh, give me a break!)
Connor: Hank, you tried to order it behind my back.
Hank: Yeah, because I knew you'd veto it.
Pizza guy: (Guys, how about some personal space here?)
Connor: Of course I would. You are undoing my progress with your diet.
Pizza guy: (Why do you I feel like I just walked into a marriage spat?)
Hank: Come on, it's just this once. Gotta live a little.
Pizza guy: (Yeah, I'm pretty sure...)
Pizza guy: (They are together...)
Hank: Thanks. See you around.
Pizza guy: Really, guys! I'm not making this up!
Coworker 1: Yeah, that old man has totally scored himself an android boyfriend. Bullshit.
Coworker: You're overworked, bro. Take a weekend off, it'd do you good.
Kek.
