Hey /b/rothers, I'd just like to get this story off my chest so yeah...
> be me, live in shitty rural town in the middle of nowhere
> be average looking junior in high school
> have no real friends outside of school
> only live with my mom and my little brother in a run down house built in the fucking stone age (like seriously this place had god damn gargoyles perched from the top...okay, not really but you get the idea.)
> school is a few weeks away (still in the summer from sophomore year) and see that someone is moving in down the street
> hopingforhotmilf.jpeg
> decide to do some 007 recon work
> grabbinocularsandlube.viagra
> hide in a pasture full of tall grass across from the house down the street (I wasn't kidding when I said rural)
> see movers or whatever the fuck they're called doing whatever they do
> see grill walk around the house
> diamonds couldn't compare how hard I was
> ohfuck.gif
> 99.7 percent sure she saw me
>haul ass to my house
> do some hardcore parkour just in case she's chasing me
> return home and beat my dick like it owes me money
Just typing this out almost makes me wanna laugh and cry
Cont?
> be me, live in shitty rural town in the middle of nowhere
> be average looking junior in high school
> have no real friends outside of school
> only live with my mom and my little brother in a run down house built in the fucking stone age (like seriously this place had god damn gargoyles perched from the top...okay, not really but you get the idea.)
> school is a few weeks away (still in the summer from sophomore year) and see that someone is moving in down the street
> hopingforhotmilf.jpeg
> decide to do some 007 recon work
> grabbinocularsandlube.viagra
> hide in a pasture full of tall grass across from the house down the street (I wasn't kidding when I said rural)
> see movers or whatever the fuck they're called doing whatever they do
> see grill walk around the house
> diamonds couldn't compare how hard I was
> ohfuck.gif
> 99.7 percent sure she saw me
>haul ass to my house
> do some hardcore parkour just in case she's chasing me
> return home and beat my dick like it owes me money
Just typing this out almost makes me wanna laugh and cry
Cont?
