>>3096187(this shit is all in super hicksville dialect)
M: Ha~ I finally get to see the infamous drunk Yuuri-kun
M: Yuuri-kun's so cool when he's going wild, too
Y: Victor... Why is he so cool
M: A-um, I-I wonder why that could be! (speaking in standard dialect without thinking)
Y: Minami-kun, do you like Victor?
M: Huh!? Ah, um, I really respect him!
Y: Do you love him?
M: Yes! (??)
M: (thinking) WOOAAHHHH, he's so close
Y: Hehe, I love him, too. we're the same~
M: ...Can I die, already
>>3096625Announcer1: The winner of the World Figure Skating Championships is the living legend, Victor Nikiforov!!
A1: And on top of that, he's even involved in Plisetsky's and Katsuki's programs as a choreographer.
A2: It's quite terrifying--it's hard to believe he's human.
A1: It's a masterful 6th consecutive win that makes you forget he'd been taking a break until just recently!!
V: (Hey, Yuuri. Let's do that. That!)
A1: Oh? It looks like he's talking with Katsuki about something.
A2: Could it be...
V: (Come on~)
Y: (Uuughh, OK)
A1: A WE-
WEDDING CEREMONY ON THE WINNER'S PODIUM~~~!!
Yo: WHAT~!!?
Yo: Old man, pig!! What are you joking around for
A1: Oh my~ They really get along well, don't they~
A2: I couldn't be more envious
