>>3083894V: Ahaha, Yuuri, you taste like the alcohol you were drinking
Y: Is that so? Then you should have another taste
V: An, Yuuri
Y: I finally got a gold medal, right~ Hey, Victor, is it OK if we do it?
*Katsuki Yuuri (25), gold medalist at world figure skating championships
>>3083895V: Of course.
Y: Wait a second
V: Maybe he's looking for condoms~
Y: Where is it?
V: Yuuri~ I have condoms if that's what you're after
Y: There it is!
Y: Just as promised
>>3083897Y: Victor, be mine!
>>3083899Y: Victor, good morning~
V: Hey, Makkachin. Where do you think Yuuri and I should have our wedding party?
V: Morning~ Yuuri, where do you want the reception? I know the ceremony will be in Canada, but~ By the way, which of these outfits do you think looks cooler?
>>3083900Y: Why is there an application for a marriage license on the desk? And on top of that, one that's totally filled out, including signatures? I thought I'd hidden that in the closet, so when did Victor find out? I had it prepared for when I was going to propose to him, so why? I couldn't possibly have gotten so drunk yesterday I gave it to him, right? This is dangerous, what should I do? Katsuki Yuuri, think about it. You're a 25-year-old grown man.
>>3083901Y: No, there's no way...
V: Yuuri~ Don't tell me you don't remember what happened last night...?
V: No, no, no...
V: Yuuri, you idiot!
Y: I'm sorry.
V: You're always proposing and then you totally forget about it! You're the worst!
Y: It's not always, this is only the second time! I said I'm sorry.
V: WAAAAAAHHH, STUPID YUURI! STUPID!
Y: I'll propose again, so please don't cry. Victor Nikiforov, will you marry me?
V: NO! You said, "Be mine"!
>forgets he proposed not only once but twicesasuga hitler
