>>3063062"Anon, we need to talk"
>oh shit mom walked into my room>caught mid-beat, stain on the sheet"Anon, you need a life"
>sigh deeply>finish jerking it real quick>"What do you want?">mom always have an ulterior motive>never actually gives a shit about me having a life>real life Bond villain"I need you to take your sister to some convention Friday. Maybe you'll meet some girls there while you're at it"
>forced to chauffeur sister?>going to a nerd convention?>actually meet girls?>ha ha ha>wait shit she's serious>not looking forward to the weekend>forget to jerk off until Friday>fuck it's Friday>"Okay kiddo, let's get going""Oh my god Anon, you can't just go to a convention looking like that"
>what?>I'm only wearing a trenchcoat>left fedora at the dry cleaner>little sister is wearing some weird outfit>she looks like a sailor with jewelry>or maybe she's a chinese schoolgirl>chinese sailor schoolgirl?>cringy cardboard tiara?>"Goddamn is this one of those weird chinese cartoon conventions?""I don't give a fuck what you think, but you're not going like that"
>"I'm dropping you off, not going""Anon, I'll tell mom about your porn stash"
>shit anything but that>been ordering weird shit porn lately>my life is ruined"Your wish is my command"
>"Alright, put this on">holy shit my sister had a costume prepared for me>not creepy>as long as she doesn't call me neesan>it's a normal costume>well, normal for a costume>black vest>white coat that goes down to ankles>gloves"Oh, and don't forget these"
>oh hell no"You'll put these on and you'll like it"
>fucking cat ears>shit tier weeb outfit>I bet she reads erotic fanfiction about brothers in fetish cat ears>"Whatever. Just let me get my stuff.""I already packed your clothing for the weekend"
>"Define clothing">she only smiles 
