>>3022144Their brounen rivalry was already 500 times gayer than two dudes passionately making out on screen, moaning into each other's mouths and holding hands while each one tries to manoeuvre it so that his thumb and index finger have a gentle, soft grasp on the other's fingers, then giggling and smiling with their foreheads planted against one another as slowly, they open their eyes - each one staring so deeply into the others' that it seems like at any moment their very souls could melt and coalesce into a homogeneous, liquid-hot puddle of pure affection - and together, simultaneously say "I love you so much..." while feeling the gravity of their lips pull them once again into that ageless, universal gesture of human bonding, the kiss.
That. It's 500 times gayer than that.
