I just can't. It seems so disrespectful.

He's bloody gorgeous and perfect, but him? That macho man viking? Taking it up the ass? Or fucking men? No way. He ain't no faggot, that's a cinammon roll innocent man there, no dirty slut or degenerate.

I just can't, I dunno why, I fap to Lazy Town's Sportacus but I can't to a macho viking? Ugh.