real life peter griffin here. you know what really grinds my gears? fortnite. i mean what the hell? i'll shoot a guy like a thousand times and then he shoots me back once and i die! instantly! i mean what the hell, was he- was he born with like a shield up his ass? that's some bullshit! and then everybody wants to go to freakin' tilted towers all the time, you know. i feel more at home at lonely lodge. it's like real life. i ge- i just sit in lonely lodge and wait for the storm to take me. a-a-and then, and then you can only get a squad of like three of your friends together cause the fourth never wants to play, a-a-a-and then it's like the rando th-that joins your group e-ends up being the first one that dies! cause he never goes to the same place your squad does, and then he- and he, he does some stupid maneuvre, he go- he probably goes to tilted towers, gets shot immediately and then- and now we have three people. or how about when you end up at the end of a cliff and you wanna slide down, you think you can make it but then it- it's actually too steep, and you- and you.. die. and you die because you fell. and then when it's finally my turn to pick what town we're gonna land in, all of a sudden every other player in the freakin' game starts dropping into the same freakin' town! i want that damn purple shotgun, you piece of shit! and that's, what grinds my gears.
