>>2437235>Where the fuck are the tentacles dammitFucking excellent taste, anon.
>>2437257Damien is white but he is also FTM which goes against the typical white breadiness. He's like grain bread.
Rob is tanned and has things other than English/white-euro-trash in his blood so that dilutes the pure white breadiness.
I would consider Brian the closest combatant for the title of the "whitest breadiest daddy" but Joseph is a Christian house-wife and his love of God trumps that ginger skin. Plus gingers aren't real people.
ps Matt's too cool to go to tumblr gtfoutta here with your poor characterisation.
