What's wrong with closed headphones?

Someone on /v/ said I should ask /mu/ said I should ask /g/ and they told me /mlp/ who pointed me to /sci/ and they said /lit/ knew everything and they said /d/ had a better explanation but they told me /b/ was the place to be so they pointed me to /fit/ and they said /bant/ who sent me to /gif/ and they said /o/ knew and told me to check /jp/ before being sent to /out/ and then /vg/ said /k/ knew so they sent me to /lgbt/ and then to /pol/ over to /po/ and then they said /m/ but they bounced me to /toy/ and they sent me here.