>>2336781“Why are the GAYS always doing this to me?” He whined. First, they took rainbows, and now, his favorite ice cream flavor? What were they after? The same civil liberties as every other American? Pence would get to the bottom of this, even if he had to spend all the federal funds to do so.
Pence realized that in order to understand why the gays took his ice cream, Pence had to put himself into the mindset of a homosexual. It seemed hard. He would probably have to redecorate his whole apartment, and listen to the hedonistic music of Beyonce. However, Pence knew that to truly immerse himself in the homosexual lifestyle, he needed to bed a man.
