>>2255917I had a strangely vivid dream that Vader didn't die at the end of OT; they told everyone he'd died, but they were keeping him confined while they figured out what to do with him. So 20-30 years later the First Order has sprung up and Snoke has discerned through the Force that Vader is still alive, so he sends his best (but really his most disposable) general to recover him.
So, enter Hux, who somehow manages to find Vader. Technology has advanced far enough that he can survive without his signature suit, so he's just lounging around in his casual Sith attire, looking pretty much like
>>2250728In comes Hux, who is understandably like 'oh shit I can't not fuck him' but out loud he says "I'm here to rescue you." And Vader looks him up and down like, "From what, this nice hotel room they've put me in?"
But he goes with him. They have to travel to some backwater planet and have to lay low there until the Resistance or whoever stops looking for them. And they fuck. A lot.
tl;dr I now have a fetish for a very specific and improbable pairing
>>2255932Much appreciated, anon.
