A sensual MadLibs for dirty memers

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Train Shrek.
A “sensual” MadLib.
“It’s so warm”. _____’s orifice oozes a concoction of lubricant and sweat as the half-wet model train caboose leaves his open hands. His tense arms drop, causing him to fall from his doggy-style position pressing his saliva covered chin onto his bedroom floor. his legs still shaking, lukewarm seman running down his thigh. A pungent smell wafts over ____, materializing above him… “No” “Not now”, an overwhelming aroma of… onions surrounds him, before ____ could react, a huge man crashes down next to ____, his large feet the size of ____’s head. ____ looks up, his mouth gaping, hardly able to conjure words. He asks “Shrek?”. The beast chuckles, shaking the ground beneath him “Yeas laddie, tis me”. ____’s face brightens, his Huge monster cock re-eshrekening, it’s girth larger than it has ever been before. The ogrelord rips ____ from the ground, placing him on _____’s bedside stand, positioning ____’s arms like wheelbarrow and his ass in the air, touching Shrek’s Ogre penis. The green behemoth enter’s ____, emitting a large groan of pleasure, asserting his dominance on _____’s small body. His anus shredding at the edges, further lubricating his prostate. Shrek grabs the train set between his large ogre fingers and moves it in front of _____, forcing it into _____’s urethra, ____ gasping for air, trying to stay conscious, the sheer amount of pain he endures for shrek putting him into shock. The ogre nears finishing. ____, in a dazed state doesn't know what is soon to happen. The ogre finishes, causing whole onions to fill ____'s body and fly out his mouth, breaking windows and killing pedestrians. The ogre bellows an enormous roar, cracking and caving in the roof of ____’s home. After the smoke clears, ____ is seen, onions shoved into his mouth, with a bleeding grin, his last words. “Thank you”.