>its the first week of december
>i walk up to my dad-chan
>yo pockets daddy can we go buy vidya game
>sure child what gam
>skyrim pops
>alright chump letsa go
>we go to the local gamestop
>local gamestop? hacked
>and so i look left
>look right
>tfw no skyrim. worse than losing 50 gfs
>im heartbroken. wasted. destroyed. crestfallen. dead inside
>my heart is ripped out to pieces, i cant do this
>i decide to go down the ps vita isle and look for drug my goombas
>look for dangit gramps, look left, look right, everywhere
>no dangit gramps for me
>but then i spot him from the corner of my eye
>hes there and hes smiling
>he stares at me, he eyes me lustfully
>his hand extended
>its komaeda
>i can hear him
>i can still hear him in my dreams, even
>buy me bro
>he says
>i run
>no skyrim
>no komaeda
>im free
