>>3011160"AHH HELP! I'M AFRAID OF USING THE WORD 'SAID' !" Anon postulates as s/he writes xir sex scenes stiff and stunted, like a laundry list. "THE ONLY THINGS I'VE EVER READ ARE OTHER BAD FANFICTION!" The fic writer continues with their pathetic voice, whiny and shrill.
"WHATS YOUR AO3!?!" Ejaculates some random person, "I SETTLE SO YOU NEVER IMPROVE!"
"Heh heh." Chuckles the bored idiot who is writing this response as they wait for breakfast, "Got em!"
It made him feel good.
