>>14423271Dear Elon, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Grimes
I read about your permit too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some fed who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the PayPal shit that you did as a scam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Hyperloop too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan