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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 23:53:12 2022 No.14407703 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14407706 >>14407720 >>14410022 >>14411940 >>14411945 >>14412089 >>14412286 >>14414241

>dolphins are the second smartest species after humans
>They only use 50% of their brains because they don't sleep but just shut down one hemisphere at a time

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:54:28 No.14407706 Report

Quoted By: >>14407711 >>14407714

>>14407703
They have to do that because falling asleep in the ocean = drowning

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:57:14 No.14407711 Report

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>>14407706
Dumb halfwit fish.

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:57:21 No.14407712 Report

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I thought that was chimpanzees or gorillas?

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:58:20 No.14407714 Report

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>>14407706
Yeah but imagine if they used 100% of their brains
Like what if teach dolphins how to sleep

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:59:34 No.14407719 Report

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>>14407712
No, pathetic monkeys can't even properly recognize themselves in mirrors nor play complex games

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Anonymous Mon 18 Apr 2022 23:59:36 No.14407720 Report

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>>14407703
whats with deep blue?

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Anonymous Tue 19 Apr 2022 19:05:52 No.14410022 Report

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>>14407703
holy based

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 04:36:37 No.14411940 Report

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>>14407703
>Dolphins Stuck in water eat fish all day don't know they are made up of atoms and bio molecules.

NGMI frogtard

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 04:38:22 No.14411943 Report

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>>14407714
>Like what if teach dolphins how to sleep
Teach the dolphin how to drown based Marine biologist

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 04:39:26 No.14411945 Report

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>>14407703
>they don't sleep
but they do

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 06:01:24 No.14412089 Report

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>>14407703
>t. dolphin

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 08:00:53 No.14412286 Report

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>>14407703
Okay so here me out right, what if we get a gorilla, since gorillas don't work out so you've never see how cut a gorilla can get... and we get a dolphin that only uses half of it's brain at a time, and we get those motherfuckers to make some sweet aqua-terrestrial love (play some Barry White and shit) and then get that dolpilla or gorphlin baby to get cut and put them on amphetamines so they never sleep: would it be the strongest and smartest motherfucker who ever lived?

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Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 23:49:51 No.14414241 Report

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>>14407703
Octopuses have 8 brains, or rather ganglia, they are basically neuronal blockchains because if one leg gets ripped off they still have 7 other ganglia

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