If I make it to 90 years of age in spite of my alcoholism I'm hoping that launch velocity solutions will be economically viable for any dying man who liquidates his assets in the years leading to death. To this end, I would like to launch cannisters of my sperm into space. I know most of them will fall into a star, but given enough launches some of them would surely land on a planet. We don't know how life begins, but what if my sperm could be the final ingredient required by a primordial soup somewhere out there? What better legacy could one have than to seed an entire planet of Jizzians billions of years in the future purely by cumming into space cannisters rather than giving your wealth to your children on a dying planet?