How to just buy a degree?

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I'm looking for a shortcut and just want to buy a degree. I only need it for working abroad visas. Is there a way to combine schooling and work experience to just flat out get a degree? IDGAF what it's in.

I just finished a year of comp sci at university and it's the most mind-numbing boring shit I've ever done with my life (I'm aways 30% over the class average, even in the 300 level classes). I have a 2-year associate's diploma in communication infrastructure and have worked for about 3 years in telecom and programming software applications for the medical field.

Is there a way to turn that two year diploma, that 30 credits of university, and those 3 years into some random generic bachelor of technology or some shit?

Why do I want it? The midwits need an appeal to authority so a bachelor's gets me through HR gatekeepers, I wanna have fun teaching English in SEA and need a bachelor's.