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Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 21:02:03 2022 No.14369929 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14369948 >>14369949 >>14369968 >>14369972 >>14370102 >>14370203 >>14370228 >>14370237 >>14370288 >>14370431 >>14370509 >>14370646 >>14370650 >>14371890 >>14372217 >>14372227

Autistic math prof here, 36 years old. Single. How do I go about fucking my students without losing my job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:07:12 No.14369948 Report

Quoted By: >>14370086

>>14369929
Why would you lose your job if they were adult?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:07:19 No.14369949 Report

Quoted By: >>14369957

>>14369929
Wait until the leave the college and then proceed to be blackmailed while they treaten to show the texts or you lose your job. You will pay her lots of money and eventually she will show the texts anyway out of spite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:09:44 No.14369957 Report

Quoted By: >>14370014 >>14370224 >>14370265

>>14369949
>blackmailed
About what? Isn't it he who can blackmail his students in front of their husbands? I thought sex is more stigmatized for women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:11:55 No.14369968 Report

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>>14369929
Acquire hypnotic drugs from your colleagues in Chemistry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:13:16 No.14369972 Report

Quoted By: >>14369974 >>14370191

>>14369929
Get a wife and fuck her. Math thots aren't worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:13:58 No.14369974 Report

Quoted By: >>14369990

>>14369972
That is what I am trying to do. A lot of my students are taking intro calc because they need to for their major.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:15:42 No.14369978 Report

Quoted By: >>14372157

o wow this thread again, get some mental help and attract an actual partner. if women your own age arnt attracted to you, your students sure as hell arn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:18:54 No.14369990 Report

Quoted By: >>14370471

>>14369974
>A lot of my students are taking intro calc because they need to for their major.
Sweet talk them during their classes with you and start a relationship shortly after they are done with all of your classes.
If you have no involvement in her studies there is no conflict of interest, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:26:44 No.14370014 Report

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>>14369957
>I thought sex is more stigmatized for women.
50 years ago sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:27:43 No.14370020 Report

Quoted By: >>14370026 >>14370027 >>14370032 >>14370471

>go to onlyfans
>create an anonymous account
>find a lot of your female students being active content creators there
>subscribe to their profiles
>donate money to them
>make requests to them to create very specific custom videos with a given script including a lot of unusual wordings
>use the same wordings randomly in your math class
>observe their facial expression

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:29:26 No.14370026 Report

Quoted By: >>14370032

>>14370020
>>find a lot of your female students being active content creators there
how? the probability of that seems low

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:29:32 No.14370027 Report

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>>14370020
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:30:30 No.14370032 Report

Quoted By: >>14370042

>>14370020
This does not lead to sex.

>>14370026
You have far too good of an opinion of women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:33:29 No.14370042 Report

Quoted By: >>14370057

>>14370032
what I mean is that in a see of tens of millions of girls, what is the probability I find one of my students? That seems low.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:37:37 No.14370057 Report

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>>14370042
>That seems low.
Your opinion of women is far too high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:48:15 No.14370086 Report

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>>14369948
because lots of places have rules against teacher student relationships

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 21:56:03 No.14370102 Report

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>>14369929
You don’t.

Quit academia and now you’re free to hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:25:13 No.14370191 Report

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>>14369972
>Math thots
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:27:15 No.14370203 Report

Quoted By: >>14370227

>>14369929
I hope you try and get arrested for it
Then you'll have lots of fun with Carlos and Jamal in prison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhxwP9h4_kY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irFOUEI5Atk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_is2XFTh9A

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:32:09 No.14370224 Report

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>>14369957
>About what?
That the university is filled with coomers and other degenerates and are not there to educate the students

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:33:51 No.14370227 Report

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>>14370203
>always believing the bullshit story made up by jews thousands of years ago
sandnigger BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:34:17 No.14370228 Report

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>>14369929
>How do I go about fucking my students
What do you mean, fail them or fuck the female students?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:35:35 No.14370237 Report

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>>14369929
Teach private lessons to external students (like students from other universities), at least that deals with that ethical problem of fear of power differential

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:40:29 No.14370253 Report

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Yeah, not happening, if you have to ask, you’re not worth fucking. Stop being such a piece of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:45:28 No.14370265 Report

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>>14369957
>I thought sex is more stigmatized for women
You are not familiar with the modern college whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:51:54 No.14370288 Report

Quoted By: >>14370298

>>14369929
Why would you want to do that?
They're kids. Kids are fucking stupid and I want to bash their fucking heads in. Why would you even willingly touch those disgusting fucks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 22:54:59 No.14370298 Report

Quoted By: >>14370399 >>14370435

>>14370288
20 year old pussy is far from disgusting. As a PhD student I was fucking my students, but I wasn't afraid of losing a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:17:08 No.14370373 Report

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Create a "special remediation" with only the attractive females and tell them you need to find the area under their curves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:25:46 No.14370399 Report

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>>14370298
As a PhD student you were in the same age/social group as the undergraduates.
Weirder things happen in highschool with seniors dating freshmen, and no one bats an eye...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:34:12 No.14370431 Report

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>>14369929
Math prof isnt really sexy. Shouldve beeen history prof

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:35:33 No.14370435 Report

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>>14370298
Lol I'm starting my PhD at 30
Wish I had done it when I'm the bracket desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:39:34 No.14370443 Report

Quoted By: >>14370471

What are some realistic and acceptable ways of dating while doing a PhD?
Tinder? Colleagues? What exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:46:51 No.14370471 Report

Quoted By: >>14371875

>>14369990
>cerebral grooming

>>14370020
wouldnt lead to sex but would be extremely based

>>14370443
friends of friends leads to the happiest longest lasting relationships normally
if you just want a warm hole then dating apps, tell her she can watch netflix, charge they phone and eat hot chip while you work on your thesis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:52:35 No.14370490 Report

Quoted By: >>14370498

I wonder if my female students can tell I am a KV
I understand women can smell it but they all seem to love me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Apr 2022 23:55:00 No.14370498 Report

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>>14370490
women's soul can smell you wasted seed

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Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:01:01 No.14370509 Report

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>>14369929
What paths have you taken to lead you here in 4chan... I wonder... Any tips for a young to be mathematician?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:38:41 No.14370646 Report

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>>14369929
If you're hot they'll be down. Depending on your school and class sizes I'd recommend some or all of the following for girls you're into
>be funny and make them laugh, talk about your life and interests a little, be self deprecating
>show blatant favoritism
>tease/neg them, sometimes publicly sometimes privately
>remind them of your OH and hint maybe they could get EC or something (in a non creepy way)
>if they go to OH then chat them up so they get comfy
DO NOT make cringe zoomer references or put that shit in your lectures to seem relatable (Ex: you want to fuck a milf cause she's sexy, not cause she likes the same pokemon as you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 00:40:28 No.14370650 Report

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>>14369929
>shitting where you eat
>shitting where you eat without tenure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:04:53 No.14371867 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:07:19 No.14371875 Report

Quoted By: >>14371879

>>14370471
>grooming
These are adults

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:09:00 No.14371879 Report

Quoted By: >>14371885

>>14371875
If you think anyone under 24 is an "adult", then you must be a teenager.
Everyone under 24 is an over-sized child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:09:40 No.14371885 Report

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>>14371879
Have sex incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:11:50 No.14371890 Report

Quoted By: >>14371917

>>14369929
Just hire an escort

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:24:29 No.14371917 Report

Quoted By: >>14372002 >>14372019

>>14371890
The escorts in my area are low quality, and only do incalls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:53:23 No.14372002 Report

Quoted By: >>14372009

>>14371917
why the fuck would you let a whore into your house anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 13:56:14 No.14372009 Report

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>>14372002
0% chance she's a cop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 14:00:57 No.14372019 Report

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>>14371917
If by "quality" you mean "looks", then know that your "high quality" will be the most boring sex you'll ever have.
I had sex with one who looked like a goddess and didn't enjoy it all that much.
Go with someone who is okay-ish looking. They're humble and know how to have fun.
Yes, I AM saying personality matters more, even for a prostitute.

>only do incalls
So?

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Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:01:15 No.14372157 Report

Quoted By: >>14372171

>>14369978
>you need to be attracted to women your own age CHUD, it's 2022 after all
wanna know how i know you're a wamen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:12:21 No.14372171 Report

Quoted By: >>14372207

>>14372157
this isn't the problem. the problem is that he's a fornicator, who's helping increase divorce rates and destroy the chances other people have of having long lasting marriages.

I really hope whoremongers like OP get acid poured down their dickholes when they're in Gehinom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:28:18 No.14372207 Report

Quoted By: >>14372224

>>14372171
Monogamy is a spook

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:35:08 No.14372217 Report

Quoted By: >>14372227

>>14369929
sauce on the bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:40:21 No.14372224 Report

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>>14372207
I'm not against polygamy, provided that is an actual marriage (of one man and other women, according to the rules of the Torah)

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Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:40:57 No.14372227 Report

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>>14369929
>>14372217

nevermind, its ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Apr 2022 15:45:23 No.14372234 Report

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just fuck them?
set it up or whatever
go for the ones who obviously flirt with you you dumbass

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