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>be cannabis plant
>spend millions of years evolving a toxic chemical defense mechanism to deter insects and other animals from eating me
>one day a species of hairless bipedal monkeys show up and start making me into paper and scrolls
>"yeah lets see you try eating me fuckface you'll get a taste of my thc bitches"
>they start fucking smoking me for some reason
>the chemicals manifest into intoxicating substances in their bodies, making them relaxed, hungry and loopy
>they cultivate me for medicine, recreation and rituals
>years later a few countries that they made up outlaw me from even growing on their lands anymore
>still being harvested for my intoxicating qualities to this day
>mfw my attempt at chemical warfare backfires
>"lol who cares nigga you get high af weed lmao"
>spend millions of years evolving a toxic chemical defense mechanism to deter insects and other animals from eating me
>one day a species of hairless bipedal monkeys show up and start making me into paper and scrolls
>"yeah lets see you try eating me fuckface you'll get a taste of my thc bitches"
>they start fucking smoking me for some reason
>the chemicals manifest into intoxicating substances in their bodies, making them relaxed, hungry and loopy
>they cultivate me for medicine, recreation and rituals
>years later a few countries that they made up outlaw me from even growing on their lands anymore
>still being harvested for my intoxicating qualities to this day
>mfw my attempt at chemical warfare backfires
>"lol who cares nigga you get high af weed lmao"
