>>14347638I struggled for many years with the problem of the traitor penis. Yes, the traitor penis. The traitor penis sends your urine flying everywhere when you are still only half awake and have woken up in desperate need of a pee. Or sometimes when you have been holding it in for ages and have built up a great pressure. Or when some bit of fluff or shit gets in front of the hole and splits the stream.
Fortunately I discovered the solution. It happened one time when I lived in an apartment with only one shower toilet combo and the fucking sharemate got in just before I needed to pee. I was desperate. So I pissed in to a big coffee mug and emptied it down the kitchen sink. Flushing with plenty of tap water. I was so happy!
THEN IT HIT ME!
Why not just do this all the time? After all the urine is basically ending up in the same place at the end. If you flush with plenty of tap water no one would be wiser. The best past is that pissing into a large receptacle like a large mug or jar, or even a fucking pot, is so free and and easy. You bring it up to your willy and let rip. No fucking chance of a missed aim then. Just got to be careful of splash back, which can be easily avoided by shooting for the sides.
From then on I was a convert. No more traitor penis fucking my life up. No Sir. Pissing into a container and then flushing down the sink is the way to go. I do it even when the toilet is empty, as a matter of preference. Personally I recommend finding some innocent looking, wide brimmed, plastic container which can contain about 600 to 1000 mil of fluid ( about 2 pints ). A lot of food stuffs, like yogurt containers, come in a suitable shape and size. That means you can leave it lying around the kitchen without attracting suspicion. Hell, even put something in it like a dish cloth or something to make it look like its serving a purpose. Then, when no one is looking, whip it out and have a GOOD LONG GOD BLESSED PISS, and dump it down the sink!
Amen.
