>Theoretical science
I can't believe we pay nerds to run experiments on shit nobody can see all because numbers said it's all true
>Yeah you can't view [insert subatomic or similar particle] without altering it
>Yeah a bunch of universes exist besides ours, no you can't see them, no you can't go to them, but a number thingy said so.
>Yeah there are black holes but maybe something is on the other side, but you can't do that or you'll die trust me.
>Particles have mass, except photons because they travel really fast or some shit

I don't believe it.
Why don't you theory nerds devise a thesis of why the fuck you get paid. Show me this alternate universe where fish can fly and horses can build skyscrapers and we talk raising stem wages.