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Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 15:03:50 2022 No.14331459 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14332341 >>14332367 >>14332448 >>14332464 >>14333551 >>14334696 >>14335144 >>14335528 >>14340598 >>14340895

Tell me about your weird students

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 15:14:47 No.14331488 Report

Quoted By: >>14332298 >>14332341 >>14333578 >>14335512 >>14339834 >>14339912 >>14340718 >>14345886

this is what TAs do in their free time. pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 19:26:09 No.14332298 Report

Quoted By: >>14334977

>>14331488
Heil hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 19:42:51 No.14332341 Report

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>>14331459
>Tell me about your weird students
i am the weird student
>>14331488
Heil hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 19:50:12 No.14332367 Report

Quoted By: >>14336011

>>14331459
WHEN DOES HE JUMP I AM WATCHING FOR 5 MINUTES NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 20:12:06 No.14332448 Report

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>>14331459
>never shows up to class
>never shows up to office hours
>barely passes the lab, fails most assignments
>All midterms are fail or close to it.
>gets just enough on the final exam to pass
>be me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 20:17:14 No.14332464 Report

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>>14331459
what a cute squirrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Mar 2022 20:19:08 No.14332472 Report

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lol

tell me about your normie students

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 02:44:34 No.14333551 Report

Quoted By: >>14334935 >>14345876

>>14331459

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 02:52:16 No.14333578 Report

Quoted By: >>14335620

>>14331488
We've got to somehow kill an hour since you don't come to our office hours even though your grades aren't all that good

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 03:19:39 No.14333657 Report

Quoted By: >>14335010 >>14337438 >>14343439 >>14343472

>show up to office hours
>ask questions about the material, such as confirming if an intuition of mine is correct
>professor/TA looks at me like I'm speaking greek with my little debbie nutty buddy peaking out
>answers a question completely unrelated to the one I asked
>try and rephrase what I'm trying to get across
>they look even more bewildered, give an answer even further off the expected mark
>leave more confused than if I hadn't bothered in the first place
>the correct answer was the conclusion I had come to originally anyway
every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 03:35:54 No.14333705 Report

Quoted By: >>14334688 >>14334927 >>14335624 >>14340565

>student emails me
>im in the middle of something
>20 minutes later
>he copy pastes his email and sends it again
im gonna murder him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 03:38:10 No.14333716 Report

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I was grading an exam with one of the questions mentioning Taiwan and one student wrote an anti-Taiwan rant in the margins. The student didn't have time to finish all the questions and lost points on the exam. I hope the social credits were worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 11:40:35 No.14334688 Report

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>>14333705
t. Weird teacher

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 11:43:52 No.14334696 Report

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>>14331459
there's this kid that keeps posting on this weird blue website with what looks like porn and green frogs.
He or (she?), they I guess, always has this stupid smug expression followed by heavy breathing.
I'm considering reporting them to the university administration on account they are constantly manic when answering questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 13:46:20 No.14334927 Report

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>>14333705
Based. Get to work, wagie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 13:48:20 No.14334935 Report

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>>14333551
You can jump high when you are skinny but only do leg day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 13:51:23 No.14334944 Report

Quoted By: >>14335134

>have office hours at 2 pm
>receive a 6 paragraph email asking itemized homework questions
>email starts with "I went to your office at 1:45 and saw the door was closed. The lights were off. I knocked and you weren't there. So I'm emailing you my questions"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 14:10:38 No.14334977 Report

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>>14332298
HEIL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 14:22:46 No.14335010 Report

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>>14333657
Why the fuck do they keep doing this?
It's like they want to confuse us by giving us a million exceptions to the rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:18:49 No.14335134 Report

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>>14334944
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:26:28 No.14335144 Report

Quoted By: >>14335182 >>14336124 >>14337545 >>14338561

>>14331459
a student once offered me sex to change a grade, I'm a dude, they were a dude, and I'm straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 15:45:23 No.14335182 Report

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>>14335144
You did seem gay desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:49:38 No.14335512 Report

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>>14331488
checked HH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 17:56:48 No.14335528 Report

Quoted By: >>14336011

>>14331459
FUCKING JUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 18:30:21 No.14335620 Report

Quoted By: >>14337538 >>14337782

>>14333578
how would going to your office improve my grades?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 18:32:23 No.14335624 Report

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>>14333705
it's me
I will send you the email again dont worry
maybe I will attach a virus as a bonus too for complaining

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 20:51:55 No.14336011 Report

Quoted By: >>14338556

>>14332367
>>14335528

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Mar 2022 21:36:37 No.14336124 Report

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>>14335144
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 13:17:11 No.14337438 Report

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>>14333657
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 14:16:40 No.14337538 Report

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>>14335620

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 14:19:46 No.14337545 Report

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>>14335144
>they were a dude
>dude
>they

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 15:56:45 No.14337782 Report

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>>14335620
Professors play favorites

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:50:20 No.14338556 Report

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>>14336011

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 20:52:35 No.14338561 Report

Quoted By: >>14339815 >>14339836 >>14339841 >>14339857 >>14340898 >>14345905

>>14335144
>a student once offered me sex to change a grade, I'm a dude, they were a dude, and I'm straight.

Super straight, or just never met a cute enough tranny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:42:43 No.14339815 Report

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>>14338561
>she
that's a boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:53:49 No.14339834 Report

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>>14331488
Fpbp checked and sieg heilpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:55:00 No.14339836 Report

Quoted By: >>14339841

>>14338561
wasted femboy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:57:07 No.14339841 Report

Quoted By: >>14340497 >>14340570 >>14345821

>>14338561
>>14339836
>m-m-muh passing tranny
Will retards ever learn about makeup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 07:10:26 No.14339857 Report

Quoted By:

>>14338561
A Monster and something vaguely resembling a girl?
Count me in!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 07:43:22 No.14339912 Report

Quoted By:

>>14331488
HH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 13:36:54 No.14340497 Report

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>>14339841
Wtf how are we supposed to tell them apart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:04:02 No.14340565 Report

Quoted By: >>14340577 >>14340843 >>14345283

>>14333705
>Student emails me and CCs the professor
>I'm not gonna handle this one at all
>Email the professor an hour later because I think he's dodging the situation
>No reply
>24 hours later, no reply
>48 hours later, no reply
>72 hours later, no reply
>Maybe he died lol
>Check Canvas
>Last activity was just a few hours ago
>Has been grading things since that email
>He just doesn't check his email
>Then I don't give a shit
>If you don't then I don't
>Straight up tell the student that I don't give a shit
>Student asks me to clarify
>"Yeah, simply put, I don't give a shit. Email someone else."
>Long stiff talking to by supervisors
>Long stiff talking to by HR
>Gonna make me take a 3 credit course on ethics
>I'm not taking that lol
>It's a public university so kiss my ass
>Fire me
>I don't give a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:05:42 No.14340570 Report

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>>14339841
they're also zoomers, so they haven't yet learned about being adults who's bodies and hair growth patterns continue to grow largely in accordance with their biological sex despite synthetic hormones they may be pumping into themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:08:15 No.14340577 Report

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>>14340565
based incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:17:52 No.14340598 Report

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>>14331459
I'm a weird student. I jam out to music in my head during lectures and chomp on almonds and walnuts. I work out in the morning so I always have a huge pump and it makes everyone uneasy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:54:26 No.14340718 Report

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>>14331488
TAs are basically jannies.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:02:12 No.14340742 Report

Quoted By: >>14340854

>that one student who keeps making loud hiccups through the whole recitation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:32:34 No.14340843 Report

Quoted By:

>>14340565
It's called teacher's assistant. You're paid to handle the professor's shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:34:54 No.14340854 Report

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>>14340742
>implying hiccups are voluntary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:52:05 No.14340895 Report

Quoted By: >>14340916

>>14331459
I just want you to know if your a professor at a university or college, chances are your not actually very smart, and the vast majority have very inflated egos that don’t match’s their skills, they are actually cringeworthy

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:52:50 No.14340898 Report

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>>14338561

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 15:58:52 No.14340916 Report

Quoted By: >>14341003

>>14340895
>a professor at a university or college [...] the vast majority have very inflated egos
This doesn't match my experience. Most professors are very chill and humble people. Some of them, particularly the women and pakis, do have very inflated egos. But not most professors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:15:53 No.14340974 Report

Quoted By: >>14340980 >>14345280

To any teachers itt. Make your material easy to understand. Nobody gives a shit about your class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:18:44 No.14340980 Report

Quoted By: >>14341005 >>14341347

>>14340974
how about you stop being lazy and read the material before class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:25:25 No.14341003 Report

Quoted By: >>14341006

>>14340916
I have good hearing so just know they talk max shit behind the students back, I remember I was in an advanced maths course and this is what one of the them said to another “oh I have to turn off my brain to explain maths to the general course” it was just so condescending

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:26:02 No.14341005 Report

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>>14340980
Because I am required to take your class even though it is not related to my major.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:26:20 No.14341006 Report

Quoted By: >>14341015

>>14341003
I don't see what's so condescending about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 16:32:35 No.14341015 Report

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>>14341006
He was essentially calling the general class retards he also made a comparison to the one we were in, admittedly the tone he said it in was really bad, this was quite a while ago so I can’t remember exactly what he said but always stuck with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:12:58 No.14341347 Report

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>>14340980
Because you decided to withhold the material until you present it.
Also you recommend books that are more used for reminders for people instead of new learners so they make no sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2022 09:07:07 No.14343439 Report

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>>14333657

i still don't know if this is a personal flaw or if I legitimately shouldn't ask questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2022 09:21:13 No.14343472 Report

Quoted By: >>14345342

>>14333657
You're 100% just shit at phrasing questions. Seen it a lot of times

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2022 23:32:45 No.14345280 Report

Quoted By:

>>14340974
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Mar 2022 23:34:10 No.14345283 Report

Quoted By:

>>14340565
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 00:01:28 No.14345342 Report

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>>14343472
This. Because this is me. This is why i'm afraid to ask in the 1st place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 05:32:48 No.14345821 Report

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>>14339841
>when you get a PhD in makeup

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 06:28:13 No.14345876 Report

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>>14333551
wut animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 06:34:51 No.14345886 Report

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>>14331488
Heil Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Mar 2022 06:56:54 No.14345905 Report

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>>14338561
I'd take her monster any day.

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