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I am the center of the universe, nobody else is.
My proof: I said it, I believe it to be true, and I also wrote it down, so it must be true. Also, I predict that there will be people who will say that I am *not* the center of the universe. When these people say that, that serves as proof that I am right because I am predicting it. Lastly, there will be a day in the future that it will be revealed to everyone that I am the center of the universe. Not today, not tomorrow, but it will eventually be revealed that I am, so you might as well just accept it.
