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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 02:26:10 2022 No.14316200 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14316218 >>14317066 >>14317068 >>14317167 >>14320448

It would be cool to have a dumbbell made out of iridium. On the surface it would look like a regular small three kilo dumbbell, but in reality it would weigh over eight and a half kilos.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:34:34 No.14316218 Report

Quoted By: >>14316269

>>14316200
I read your post in my voice, except for the single word “iridium” which I read in the voice of your pic rel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:43:05 No.14316240 Report

Quoted By: >>14316272

The only problem is that manufacturing an iridium dumbbell would be even more expensive than making one out of pure gold. Both material wise and production wise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:51:43 No.14316269 Report

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>>14316218
haha quivering and dodding old man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 02:52:44 No.14316272 Report

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>>14316240
The same can be said about a Ferrari vs a Camry.

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 03:11:18 No.14316311 Report

Quoted By: >>14316329

what do u do when ur lifting ur tiny dense weights and ppl laff at u for being a sissy lifting tiny weights and then you screech back at them
>noooooooo, they're super dense, you just don't understand reeeeeeee!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 03:22:46 No.14316329 Report

Quoted By: >>14319613

>>14316311
>replace the iron weights at gym with iridium weights
>weights are almost three times heavier than normal
>ask the tough guy to show how much he can bench press
>the whole gym laughs while the tough guy struggles with small weights on the bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 04:03:48 No.14316385 Report

Quoted By: >>14319195

>replace all weights with weights made of uranium
>laugh as everyone gets cancer and looks like a weak sissy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 10:46:10 No.14317056 Report

Quoted By: >>14317170 >>14320428

>replace all weights with weights made of dark matter
>lifters can detect the mass of the weights indirectly but cannot observe it directly, forcing them to conclude that approximately 30% of the mass in the gym is in the form of some undiscovered subatomic particles

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 10:54:05 No.14317066 Report

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>>14316200

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 10:56:28 No.14317068 Report

Quoted By: >>14317472 >>14319154

>>14316200
I hate this fake poser so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 11:32:27 No.14317138 Report

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>replace all weights with weights made of neutron star matter
>all humanity is killed by the prank, but at least we got a good laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 11:49:19 No.14317167 Report

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>>14316200
do you have any idea how expensive pure iron dumbbells already are? just build your own barbell with concrete and some nesquik cylinders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 11:53:21 No.14317170 Report

Quoted By: >>14317433

>>14317056
can lifters feel variations in the space time on a nanoscale or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 12:38:45 No.14317230 Report

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>tfw your dumbbells are dense enough to make light curve around them
>tfw you can't see it (or actually use them) anyways because they immediately sink all the way to the planet's core center under their own weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 14:50:17 No.14317433 Report

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>>14317170
If theyre lit-fit-sci-x-bois, then Yes...yes they can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 15:02:39 No.14317469 Report

Quoted By: >>14319424

>>14317066
wtf, what did he do to deserve a public execution??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 15:03:40 No.14317472 Report

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>>14317068
how old do you figure he actually is? what's his gameplan, using all this makeup to pretend to be old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 15:34:54 No.14317528 Report

Quoted By: >>14317530 >>14319168

>>14317472
Hes the nutty professor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 15:35:52 No.14317530 Report

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>>14317528
George Washington Carver?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:40:32 No.14319154 Report

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>>14317068
Why the hatred? He is one of my favorite youtube personalities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:44:43 No.14319160 Report

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>>14317066
RIP.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:45:20 No.14319163 Report

Quoted By: >>14319215 >>14319424 >>14319565

>>14317066
pedophiles larping in costumes
why do pedos love playing dress-up so much?

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:47:26 No.14319168 Report

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>>14317528
outlandish ostentatious hair and four eye'd, but no lab coat.
not sure if scientist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:50:17 No.14319176 Report

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>replace the dumbbells with strange matter
>lifters collapse into a more stable arrangement of super dense quark matter

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:57:27 No.14319195 Report

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>>14316385
>he fell for the radiation meme

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 03:59:41 No.14319201 Report

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>replace dumbbells with chlorine triflouride
>run

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 04:05:12 No.14319215 Report

Quoted By: >>14319402

>>14319163
Crossover episode

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 05:43:02 No.14319402 Report

Quoted By: >>14319475

>>14319215
Its no crossover, they're all part of the same soap opera.
Pic is Ghislaine Maxwell sharting on one of the queen's thrones.
Prince Andrew was recently kicked out of the royal family because of his part in the scandal and the queen has been so publicly shamed that she has abandoned Buckingham Palace permanently and has announced that she will no longer be making public appearances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:03:45 No.14319424 Report

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>>14317469
He shagged Elizabeth in bed.

>>14319160
Dude is a player, no peace needed...

>>14319163
>why do pedos love playing dress-up so much?
>larping
A "childish" behavior

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:38:17 No.14319475 Report

Quoted By: >>14319491 >>14319510

>>14319402
REALLY??! I thought the royal family was just acting like it didnt happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:45:46 No.14319491 Report

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>>14319475
Elizabeth died in January from shame. The chinks have been receiving orders to make funeral knickknacks for her since then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 06:56:02 No.14319510 Report

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>>14319475
the press is acting like it didn't happen, the royal family first reacted by kicking andrew out of the family a couple months ago and they've been doing all sorts of other damage control since then. kicking someone out of the family is a major move, they aren't acting like nothing happened. only their friendly controlled press is doing that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 07:33:32 No.14319565 Report

Quoted By: >>14319580

>>14319163
>pedophiles larping in costumes
why do pedos love playing dress-up so much?
see that smug expression in their faces?
that smirk is the smirk of someone that rapes kids (allegedly)!

hell exists solely for "people" like these

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 07:52:58 No.14319580 Report

Quoted By: >>14319587

>>14319565
here we are already living in a society run by those people. are we already in hell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 07:55:21 No.14319587 Report

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>>14319580
there is only one way to find out... kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 08:25:36 No.14319613 Report

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>>14316329
>try to laugh at the chad that fucks your gf
>he still benches more iridium volume than you iron volume
>be pathetic and weak

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Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:45:59 No.14320428 Report

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>>14317056
>"post your 1rm, cuck"
>"okay so my gym has a particularly high concentration of darkmatter..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 17:51:39 No.14320448 Report

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>>14316200
I don't want that hew gets trouble but he already mentioned tech who could potentially replace entire industry's for cheaper. This said i hate humans for being stupid and slow to adapt things which help everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Mar 2022 20:52:27 No.14320880 Report

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>>14317066

>It would be cool to have a sword made out of iridium. On the surface it would look like a regular small three kilo sword, but in reality it would cleave the skull of this dementia-ridden professor in two with such finesse that the palace guards would hardly need to clean up afterwards.

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