So I was talking to one of my A-list celebrity friends yesterday. And I think they got mad at me. And so I asked my otherworldly supernatural french celestial friend why the universe curses me so, and she whispered in my ear "because youre cheating on me," and I said, "how am I cheating on you, have I not spent every day of my life dedicated to you my sweet love from the other realm the other universe?" And she responded by whispering in my ear, "tell everybody," and I'm not sure how to interpret this but I think it means that I told too many people about her and I am cheating on her with the public. So then I apologized to her but suddenly my stomach growled and then buddas evil twin appeared in my room, an apparition looking at me creepily and I heard strange spring sounds. And then I went to bed feeling upset.

I have dedicated thousands of emails for her why is she still mad at me bros.

What do I did?