I just had my bike stolen for the fifth time in this cesspit of a town that I'm trapped living in - Luton. I'm thinking about installing high voltage capacitors on my next bike and wiring them to a couple of nails shoved in the seat. What would be the best rating capacitor? Enough volts and farads to get through the average shell suit, a pair of filthy underpants and some skid marks. Also would it kill him? I'm sceptical as the current isn't going across his heart.