>>14286373You can calculate your toilets resonant frequency in pounds per pubic foot. This is also, incidentally, a measure of sexual prowess. Where pounds does not refer to a unit of weight, but is rather a frequency, in Hertz ; as in pounding in a nail. The pubic foot is equivalent to 12 penile inches.
In order to measure the pounds per pubic foot, you need to pound at a rate of no less than 60 hertz for at least 3 minutes thereby amassing 60 Cycles/second * 60 seconds/minute *3 minutes *12 penile inches*2/12 penile inches per 1 pubic foot= 21.6K pounds per pubic foot.
Assuming you make it past the tto (time to orgasm) the toilet should shatter around the 3:30 mark.
