>>14249332You are totally switched on and 100% correct on all accounts. Yes, I confess I forgot to mention the link between Deutschland and Dutchland, ( or Holland, or the Netherlands ).
Before the collapse of the Roman Empire the Germans, or Nazis as you Dutchlanders like to call them, behind their backs, were basically all huddled in Germany, or Deutschland, or Naziland as it should be called. They were quite happy running around half naked burning their captives to death inside big wicker cages and worshiping weird pagan Gods. But the shit went down when the Mongols swept in from the East, raping and pillaging and creating Finland. At that time Germans had no conception of being invaded and just didn't know what to do. So they invaded western Europe. They did so as various tribes of Goths, or Nazis as you Dutch call them. Some of them ended up in fucking North Africa, can you believe that? One bunch, called the Franks, by a remarkable coincidence, settled in France. What are the odds,huh? Some staked claims in Holland, or the Netherlands, or Dutchland. Others went on to invade Italy and really fuck the Romans up. Of course some were too useless to get that far south and stayed in Switzerland. Which explains why the Swiss are such a pack of useless cunts.
The rest of the Germans stayed in Germany, cowering in bogs and swamps until the Mongols left ( but not before sowing yet another round of rape babies in Finland ). This explains why Nazis, as the Dutch call the Germans, have such a big chips on their shoulders. All their aggression comes from trying to make up for the time they were hiding in bogs and swamps from the Mongols.
