Let's make fun of Dark Matter, the most ridiculous generally accepted theory

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>My model says 1 + 1 = 13
>Shit, I'm missing 85% of the total
>I know, I'll invent a "dark" number called eleven
>Now my model says 1 + 1 + "11" = 13
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