>>14242373I'm older and smarter than you. I've been around here much longer than you. I've done more here than you, good and bad, including trolling. I don't know why I post this and I'm too tired to give a shit. I give you advice from my extensive experience because I know you're a man behind the screen and I wish well for you.
Stop. Lurk more. You are bad at trolling because you are so new to it. It's plain in every part of your attempts.
While I stopped trolling (as much) after around 2015 and so I don't have much first hand experience with nuChan trolling, I have of course seen this site change with time. I have noticed that it's a lot easier to get replies out of people because of numbers and demographics. People are dumber and there are more of them. I have also observed how the new trolls attempt's have changed from the old days to these new, darker days. Basically you guys today get the shit end of the stick because you're getting positive reinforcement no matter the quality of your troll. When I started 4chan you had to work for it, but now all that's needed is what you posted. You are a bare minimum, lowest effort troll when you could put some study and effort into it to become better.
Did you know people used to respect quality trolls? That's why all that "epic" stuff happened in the past, that stuff that drew you here in the first place. A good troll was honored and honorable to a degree, so the culture accepted it as part of human nature. It was part of newfag hazing.
But you new guys are fucked. Each and every reply for you guys will give you unworthy positive reinforcement. For you guys, getting better is an unnecessary waste of effort, and I get it; the general populace here is too damn stupid to appreciate a good troll and, at the same time, too damn stupid to not fall for the lamest, simplest baits. You have no reason to get better. But you still should. You should try to improve in all that you do, especially hobbies like trolling.
Good Luck.
