Continental drift is a female theory. As we know, women are notoriously poor logical thinkers and have no place in science.
Let's review some of the evidence for the expanding Earth:
1. The continents fit together perfectly, as if the Earth's radius used to be smaller in the past.
2. The ocean floor is billions of years younger than the Earth's land.
3. What the fuck is subduction? Obviously made up.
4. Thermal expansion of the Earth is consistent with global warming and rising sea levels.
5. Creatures the size of dinosaurs are biologically impossible unless Earth's gravity was lower in the past.
6. Supernovas. Stars grow larger and eventually explode, consistent with mass accumulation.
7. Aetherial sinkholes explain the force of gravity. (General relativity is bullshit.)
8. Given the lifecycle of stars, it makes no sense that the most commonly found stars, red dwarfs, are also supposedly the oldest. Rather, we would expect to see smaller stars most frequently, and larger stars less frequently since stars can only grow so large before they explode. Speaking of explosions....
9. The asteroid belt is consistent with an exploded planet between Mars and Jupiter. This is an expected outcome of planet expansion.
All of which brings me to my final conclusion:
10. The Earth is going to explode, probably pretty soon. This explains Elon Musk's desperation to get to Mars.
Discuss.
Let's review some of the evidence for the expanding Earth:
1. The continents fit together perfectly, as if the Earth's radius used to be smaller in the past.
2. The ocean floor is billions of years younger than the Earth's land.
3. What the fuck is subduction? Obviously made up.
4. Thermal expansion of the Earth is consistent with global warming and rising sea levels.
5. Creatures the size of dinosaurs are biologically impossible unless Earth's gravity was lower in the past.
6. Supernovas. Stars grow larger and eventually explode, consistent with mass accumulation.
7. Aetherial sinkholes explain the force of gravity. (General relativity is bullshit.)
8. Given the lifecycle of stars, it makes no sense that the most commonly found stars, red dwarfs, are also supposedly the oldest. Rather, we would expect to see smaller stars most frequently, and larger stars less frequently since stars can only grow so large before they explode. Speaking of explosions....
9. The asteroid belt is consistent with an exploded planet between Mars and Jupiter. This is an expected outcome of planet expansion.
All of which brings me to my final conclusion:
10. The Earth is going to explode, probably pretty soon. This explains Elon Musk's desperation to get to Mars.
Discuss.
