So apparently picrel has the ability to hibernate through winter without any damage to muscles and internal organs due to some symbiotic gut bacteria which feed on urea.

Would it be possible for a human to acquire such symbiotic organisms and gain the ability to hibernate on demand via stool transplant? I imagine we can breed these chipmunks in captivity for unumbers and then collect their stool. After a sufficient weight would be gathered the chipmunk stool would be ground , mixed with water and packaged in such manner that it would be ready to use at home by anyone who e.g. would like to take a nap during his/ hers trip to Mars.

What do you think, sci?