List of Elon Musk Fails:
>Tesla FSD: NEVER HAPPENED, CONFIRMED SCAM.
>Solarcity roof tiles: Confirmed scam, abandoned
>Hyperloop: Confirmed scam, currently on hold
>Las Vegas Loop: total fail, other Boring company projects on hold
>Rockets: As the news implies, they are crashing and burning as we speak
>Falcon Superheavy: hasn’t flown since June 2019
>Neuralink: 99% scam, ongoing
>Cybertruck: Couldn’t even beat Rivian to market
>Humanoid: Dumb as shit, 99% scam material.
>Tesla Semi: behind schedule, status unknown
>Roadster 1: behind schedule, status unknown
>Dragon capsule on Mars by 2018
>Humans on Mars by 2020
>Starship - won’t reach orbital speeds any time soon
>1 million robotaxis that make you 35k per year by 2020
>Reusable rockets (SpaceX defines reusability with a turn around time of 24 hours, the best SpaceX has managed is on par with the Shuttle at 1 month)
>Boca Chica will totally be for Falcon series rockets FAA trust us
>Free supercharging
>Tesla cars with “cold gas thrusters” to lift them out of traffic
>Tesla cars that drive to customers' houses
>Tesla Summon from across the country
>Tesla cars under 35k (actually recently increased prices across the board by 5k lmao)
>Tesla accepting bitcoin
>Hertz buying 100k Tesla cars
>Point to point rocket travel
>Securities fraud - solarcity bailout specifically
>Submarine will save trapped people in cave
>Promised to donate ventilators - turned out to be Chinese bought CPAP machines
>Promised to help Puerto Rico after the hurricane
>Promised to sell all possessions
>No new cases of Covid by April of 2020 and that children are immune to Covid
>Promised to fix Flint, Michigan water crisis
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