What's your take on the future evolution of humans?

My hypothesis: while in the past, the reduction of productivity from being too horny had dire consequences for prosperity, now, with automation creeping in, each generation will become hornier and hornier than the last. At some point, people will be frantically fucking in the streets, pushing out babies left, right and center; these babies will be scooped up and raised by machines who will educate them on optimal reproductive strategy. Meanwhile, natural selection will naturally favor females who evolve special tracts in the body to safely and optimally transport cum to the fallopian tubes from all holes, even the mouth.

No longer having a need to outrun predators and prey, males will naturally evolve gargantuan scrotums for greater loads to maximize fertility, perhaps also developing a grapevine like strucutre of additional testicals; the urethra of the penis will likely develop a wider opening and rotate 90 degrees to allow for horizontally barraged bukkakes capable of inseminating multiple females at once, who could have special pore-like orifices embedded in the skin specifically for absorbing the steady wide-spattered stream of cum to convert into offspring.