Warning: this is NOT a joke or satirical post.

Hi you guys, as stated above I have some kind of a psychological problem taking a shit. Doesn't matter if I'm at home or at work - I can't force myself to shit unless I'm all alone. It matters not If I really feel the urge to do it. I live with my gf and it's really fucking annoying waiting for her to go shopping or do some other activities just to be able to take a dump at my own fucking house.

Please help me and thank you in advance