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>be you
>doing a gig lecturing High School students
>see a student yawn
>ask if he's sleepy, look for his previous test
>he only wrote his name, ask if exams don't interest him
>he just stares his desk
>Nakamura the P.E. teacher told you about this student whom he gave good marks, you mention this
>ask rethorically if he plans on quitting school and betting everything on sports
>students turned backwards to to stare at you
>scream "what are you looking at?!", students stop looking in a swift motion
>you start your rant
>"tell me student. In your opinion, how is our world evolving?"
>"huh", he answers
>*you give him a light bonk to the head*
>"Its thanks to the power we got here"
>*you bonk his head 3 more times while saying the above*
>"Listen, student. All the progress in the world... it doesn't evolve thanks to muscles, it's from our intellectual abilities."
>"You can run as fast as you want, but you'll never rival a motorcycle"
>"You could be very strong, but you'll never lift a car."
>"You can probably swim good as well, but your speed will never be a tenth of that of a motorboat."
>"You might have good jumping legs, but a hang glider can cross a gorge without getting damaged."
>"Am I wrong, student?"
>you stare at him
>he stares at you, camly
>he answers
>"But I know people capable doing all these things"

what do you say?