The metric system is pushed by liberal redditors who want to live in a pod and eat bugs. American measurements are based upon real life; how long is your foot? its a foot long. you can walk, putting one foot right in front of one another to roughly calculate distances. The mile is a measurement derived from the average length of one thousand paces, standardized upon the length of ancient roman emperor Marcus Agrippa's own foot. While using the imperial system is to embrace nature and reality, The metric system is a soulless, corporate system that views the world in a similar way to a robot; When a user of the imperial system sees a object that is 3ft tall, they can compare its height to other objects that are approximately three feet tall. When a metric soijack sees something that is 3 ft tall, they do not compare it to the things around them, but instead to an arbitrary distance standardized by some Mark Zuckerburg type ruler. Finally, the metric system is inherently globalist, as its users seek to spread it throughout every location on the globe instead of allowing cultures to make up there own system based upon their unique needs.

And that is why I say CM stands for "Communist Measurements".