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Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 07:55:59 2022 No.14112982 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14113004 >>14113009 >>14113010 >>14113058 >>14113220 >>14113306 >>14116619

bros, I don't literally have 1/2 inch to spare. will vaccines protect my johnson?

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:00:41 No.14112991 Report

Quoted By: >>14112994 >>14116506

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:02:03 No.14112994 Report

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>>14112991
that wasn't my question, mate. I don't care what you do, I just want to discuss effects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:05:39 No.14113004 Report

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>>14112982
>>14112994
my uncle is the ceo of pfizer and he told me the vaccine increases penis length by 5 inches on average

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:08:03 No.14113009 Report

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>>14112982
They are finally realizing dancing nurses won't convince Jimbo Truckhead.
Too late for that anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:08:13 No.14113010 Report

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>>14112982
These headlines of the style 'COVID does X, get vaccinated' annoy me, because we don't know that the vaccines necassarily suppress this particular symptom. Especially given that said symptoms are always exceedingly
uncommon.

If you can still get infected, why are you assuming it wouldn't still shrink your pecker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 08:41:08 No.14113058 Report

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>>14112982
If anything, covid should increase penis size. It's known that sickle cell anemia, causing damage to red blood cells, can often result in a giant dick. Likewise, priapism can lead to megalophallus by way of restricting fresh oxygenation to blood cells.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 10:26:12 No.14113220 Report

Quoted By: >>14113302 >>14116481

>>14112982
B-but vaccine is weak covid virus... will my penis become smaller from taking it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 11:16:11 No.14113302 Report

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>>14113220
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 11:17:35 No.14113306 Report

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>>14112982
>will vaccines protect my johnson?
Maybe the Johnson&Johnson one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 14:44:49 No.14114011 Report

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finally
hopefully it will stop dragging on the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 23:42:22 No.14116481 Report

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>>14113220
>B-but vaccine is weak covid virus... will my penis become smaller from taking it?
no, the vaccines are safe and effective. Penis won't become smaller, but it might fall off. At least it will still be same size though!
Trust the science!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jan 2022 23:48:13 No.14116506 Report

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>>14112991
Wow cringe
Go back

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jan 2022 00:18:59 No.14116619 Report

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>>14112982
Why is there a photo of Adam Kinzinger associated with this headline? The actual article doesn't have the pic. Why would someone photoshop that onto the pic and then share it around? To spread some subliminal propoganda?

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