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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 15:04:59 2022 No.14101916 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14101930 >>14101991 >>14105102 >>14105112

Post your startup company.

My startup company sell "time travel to the future" by using Twin paradox. A passenger aged by 1 year on the spaceship, when the passenger returned to earth, earth has aged 100 years because of Twin paradox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 15:08:26 No.14101930 Report

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My start up is a research company fundet by metaphysical community. It researches the nothing state and has had a phenomenal breakthrough. It showed that everything was creates by nothing due to the contradictory self reference of the statement "i dont exist", which exists in the nothing state.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 15:11:14 No.14101942 Report

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my startup connects suicidal people and organ harvesters

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jan 2022 15:29:51 No.14101991 Report

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My startup produces enriched sewer uranium and toilet neutrino that is used in interstellar travel . Since people urinate into toilets and their urinium and fecal matter goes into the sewers, i simply collect the urinium, enrich it with the neutrons of atoms which through the compression in the human colon ( after eating a lot of chinese food and getting congested) get huge nucleons packed full of those sweet neutrons. How do i convert the urinium to uranium, i simply replace the iota proteomic radicals with alpha proteomic radicals, hence you creat uranium from urinium

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Frenanon Sat 15 Jan 2022 03:49:21 No.14104742 Report

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My startup company will end people like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jan 2022 04:56:11 No.14104901 Report

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Hit me up for your next funding round

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jan 2022 05:31:28 No.14104969 Report

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>tfw 99% of the budget is legal and lobbyists.

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Viruses don't exist Sat 15 Jan 2022 06:41:18 No.14105102 Report

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what about selling proper rope? we will need a lot in the future, many kilometers

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Anonymous Sat 15 Jan 2022 06:46:31 No.14105112 Report

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Startups are gay

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