Don’t worry mate it’s not that bad
Small price to pay for proven protection
That will save your ass from COVID infection

Yeah yeah science has done it again
A new solution to the mess we’re in
Creating a new way to save the planet
so we can get back to our regular habits

But here’s the issue and it’s quite severe
We need everyone in or the result is clear
The virus will loiter outside your home
Try to steal your breath and infect your dome

But if everyone is keen to go get the vax
Going to be safe in the face of virus attacks
Defend ourselves from known mutations
Bring party sensations across the nation

Vax. The Nation. Vaccinate the Nation.

I like the idea but how’d we get them so soon?
Don’t vaccines take 10 years to produce?
Without funding, yeah it can take a wee while
But COVID had cash lined up for fckin miles

Reason it went quicker
cause the money rolled in thicker
meaning trials could be bigger
with more results to deliver

I know what you’re thinking, I’m young I’m healthy
The virus won’t affect me, how can Pfizer help me?
Lasting effects? Not on this bod.
On god, delta will make your dick soft
Inability to orgasm, damage to your lungs
That's a heavy price to pay, don’t be fckn dumb

Be on the watch for misinformation
And trust the nerds deep in the situation

Vax. The Nation. Vaccinate the Nation.

Yeah man this all sounds great
I can’t wait to keep my community safe
But how do I go and get the vax
What’s the protocol, like do I pay a tax?

Nah man it’s totally free
Just register yourself with Book My Vaccine
Wait for an email or text to then yield
And you’ll be more attractive to Dr Bloomfield

Vaccines can prevent transmission
lower hospital admissions
And in the case of breakthrough they’ll reduce any symptoms

So go get your spot, it’ll make you more hot
Over a billion worldwide have taken their shot
Blessed to get mine
I sit there in the line
saving the world without really even tryin