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Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 20:24:45 2022 No.14079583 View Reply Original Report

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>2022
>neural implants still arent commonplace
what went wrong? this should've happened in at least one country by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:25:07 No.14079585 Report

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>>14079583
what does it do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:25:40 No.14079588 Report

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>>14079585
nothing? just like all of the other non-existent neurotech.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:27:06 No.14079591 Report

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>>14079588
so what, we're supposed to stick wires in our gray matter as a fashion statement?

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:27:32 No.14079592 Report

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>>14079583
>what went wrong?
Nothing. They've been lying to you as always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:27:58 No.14079593 Report

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Umm these are inserted full crippled all the time. One last time in media said he tweet'ed just by using brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:30:23 No.14079601 Report

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>>14079591
no imeant that they've worked on it for years but its still vaporware

>>14079593
>commonplace
neural implants for the every day person when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:32:54 No.14079613 Report

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Yes, put stuff on your brain to enhance performance
Just like when they marketed cocaine and cigars for good health

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:41:13 No.14079653 Report

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>>14079583
biology is hard. Medical approval takes a long time. You aren't getting one any time soon unless you're horrifically disabled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 20:46:09 No.14079669 Report

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>>14079593
that reminds me, they dont enter the nervous tissue to do it right? they stick an electrode attached to a stent into a blood vessel in the brain? sounds like something we should've had at least a decade ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 23:29:50 No.14080286 Report

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>>14079669
its not the device the difficult part. its the algorithm that finds the message from that data. mostly AI based nowadays

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Anonymous Sun 09 Jan 2022 23:54:51 No.14080386 Report

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>>14079583
>actually falling for Elon's latest grift
not going to make it anon

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 08:27:29 No.14081805 Report

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>>14079583
Because they are shit. About the best they can do is let a cripple slowly move a cursor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 08:33:27 No.14081817 Report

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>>14081805
yeah but WHY are they shit? there's 200 countries and tons of scientists and yet there's no place where neural implants took root with the public. maybe anon is right and biology is too hard for most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 08:46:14 No.14081844 Report

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>>14081817
Living flesh does not interface well with inert material. There is just no good solution to make reliable connections to neurons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 09:01:55 No.14081874 Report

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>>14079583
>medical malpractice is the third leading cause of death in America
>and you want to have elective brain surgery
You are the dumbest retard gorilla nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 09:06:09 No.14081881 Report

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>>14081874
america is only one country. koreans undergo tons of plastic surgery and they're fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 09:07:55 No.14081882 Report

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>>14081881
Malpractice rates are high around the world. Doctors fuck shit up all the time. And you want to let them tamper with your brain? You're nuts.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 20:06:57 No.14084134 Report

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>>14079669
of course they do you fucking brainlet

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 20:12:43 No.14084166 Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jan 2022 20:35:39 No.14084312 Report

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>>14084134
nope its a stent stuck in a blood vessel. it never cuts through any glia or neurons.

>The Stentrode device was inserted through the jugular vein in order to avoid invasive brain surgery
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/brain-chip-als-synchron-neuralink-computer-b1982745.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stent-electrode_recording_array
https://jnis.bmj.com/content/13/2/102

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 02:51:05 No.14085771 Report

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>>14079583
I definetily would not want it even if it was avaible...

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 02:52:37 No.14085776 Report

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>>14079583
Imagine getting the annoying spotify commercial lady voice in your fucking brain.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 05:23:51 No.14086069 Report

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>>14079583
https://www.unz.com/akarlin/neural-augs-are-hard/

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 05:41:48 No.14086125 Report

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 06:27:56 No.14086247 Report

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>>14079583
>please master but ze bug in my brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 06:57:06 No.14086298 Report

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>>14079583
>jamming shit into your brain isn't common
I wonder why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 08:54:29 No.14086532 Report

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>>14079583
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No thanks

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 13:51:55 No.14087053 Report

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>>14079583
>neural implants
my biggest skepticism is how modular/replacable they will be.
Imagine getting a gen1 implant and being stuck with the equivalent of USB 1.0 for the rest of your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 13:56:06 No.14087064 Report

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>>14087053
Imagine if gen 1 had security vulnerabilities so Russians hack your implant and make you gay or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 13:58:13 No.14087071 Report

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>>14087064
>le russians will hack your implants!
Your American overlords put NSA backdoors in every computing device. It's not le Russian boogeyman you need to worry about, but your own government of known mass murderers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jan 2022 14:01:00 No.14087079 Report

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>>14087071
Irrelevant. After I got the vaccine all those thoughts went away, my mandatory governmental compliance officer told me so.

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