>>14071332The 4chan classics, the perfect concise of the human experience.
>/b/'s fappening discoveries reveals the duality of man, both the appreciation for the seventh art and the longing for flat jewish milkers>/lit/'s lusting over a woman they say 'sounds like her hymen is still intact', which eventually creeped her out of the internet >/sci/'s best IQ threads, so they know that the human collective feasts on pattern recognition points rather than actual life achievement>/r9k/'s many suicide tutorials, as we may impair the aliens' sense of priority in the Universe when they realize Hell exists and was located in basements all over rich, decadent First World Earth Countries>/tv/'s baneposting, only the essentials>/k/'s thread about homossexual prostitution in the army of the Russian Federation and that one pasta about semen in the brownies so they understand why cohesion in human societies fell — because of all the accidentaly ingested autistic semen>/int/'s poo-in-loo original thread, for the appreciation of international discourse>/pol/'s thread about pregnant Anne Frank>/mlp/'s Rainbow Dash thread, since they are all the same and end with users pondering about violent fetishes>/v/'s console wars threads, so they know how we ended up divided among consumption lines rather than nations>/biz/'s most recent shitcoin, so the aliens can appreciate how anonymous people made wealth scamming each other on the internet while being unemployed and friendsless virginsLast, but not least:
>/gif/'s endless collection of MtF porn, especially those posted ironically as a means of provocationI think this perfectly encapsulates the human experience, both downs and lows.
