Here's a fun one:
I haven't stepped outside my house since september. Haven't received any visits either and any time I order something I receive it using protection for my face, hands and even feet and discard it all afterwards.

Two days ago I started getting covid symptoms.

I believe in science just as much as anyone but please explain to me in detail how the FUCK this is possible. If having this little contact with anyone I caught, how the FUCK don't people going out without any protection or only loose masks don't get it?

I know some opportunist poltard is gonna say he knew about this all along or that I am BTFO, but seriously, this challenges the basic logic of how diseases even work. If I survive this I think I will abandon my academic career.