There is definitely not a superposition of whether or not OP is a faggot.
Kolmogorov's theory of measure and probability spaces is a matter of mathematical simplification of existing data, not a proposal for a meta-physical system.
God does not play dice; God plays nice and gives us dice; dice are nice, but don't say that I can't play or read the face when I cast.
The probability distribution is a scientific hypothesis; the observations are the test. Kolmogorov could be seen as giving a diorama of the scientific method, but this is melodrama...