I'm the smartest person I know, and I try hard. I've done about five to ten (or more) things that all would have made a nice career for me, but my enemies, the USA and the Jews, sabotage my work and call me lazy for not laboring voluntarily as their wage slave.
People who are stupid often criticize my productivity schedule without mentioning that I was already more productive in the 21st century than anyone else, by a long shot. I only pick the fruit when it's ripe but other people say I'm just lazy and I ought to be out there picking it on a schedule that prioritizes toil above productivity. In fact, I like it that ripe fruit falls right off a shaken tree but other people call me lazy for climbing the tree. I also craft metaphors.
t. more productive than any other living man 1000x over
