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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 20:32:21 2021 No.13997274 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13997458 >>13997998 >>13998012 >>13998178 >>13998861

It's going to explode or some shit up there, isn't it? If it didn't that'd mean we can have nice things, which is false.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 20:36:04 No.13997287 Report

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If enough people think the telescope is lame and gay then it would be fine.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 21:14:12 No.13997449 Report

Quoted By: >>13997841 >>13998825

no it will miraculously & flawlessly succeed, and then they will tell you what they "found out" and what you should believe about le big bang and the early universe

screencap this post. space is fake btw

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 21:15:33 No.13997458 Report

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>>13997274
I hope it blows up.

IT'S FUCKING HILLARIOUS.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 22:29:23 No.13997841 Report

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>>13997449
Based Pleroma enjoyer fighting against Demiurge and his archons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 22:52:33 No.13997954 Report

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Hope this BLM space sex toy explodes on launch Challenger style

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:04:47 No.13997998 Report

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>>13997274
No, it will launch, get to its L2 point or whatever, and then some cog or motor will fail at a critical last moment and the whole thing just floats there uselessly.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:09:09 No.13998012 Report

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>>13997274
science cattle do not deserve any form of positivity in their life. i am praying daily to any and all greater powers that this piece of shit fails.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:14:00 No.13998030 Report

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If each of those potential points of failure has /sci/'s favorite probability of 1 in 2, the odds of success are 1 in 3.58e+103. Merry Christmas JWST!

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:31:37 No.13998082 Report

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>>13997998
>>13998030
It's okay, anons, they can just launch someone on the SLS to fix it!

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:57:26 No.13998178 Report

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>>13997274

even if the launch goes well its going to be two months of hand wringing and nail biting as all the tin foil wrap unfolds.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 00:19:40 No.13998261 Report

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A single fucking high energy proton hitting one of those actuators is all it takes to fuck it up and trust me, there is a whole lot of protons in that motherfucker up there above

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 00:20:50 No.13998265 Report

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>>13998261
Like this high-energy boi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 03:21:36 No.13998825 Report

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>>13997449
and if it doesn't succeed, it's some distraction or something, so either way you still believe in dumb shit

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 03:27:08 No.13998841 Report

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>>13998265
>51±14 joules in one particle

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 03:33:04 No.13998861 Report

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>>13997274
If there's gonna be a problem it's least likely to be with the launch vehicle so it probably won't explode.

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