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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 07:55:24 2021 No.13994623 View Reply Original Report

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If santa isn’t real how do the presents get under the tree?

Does Neil Degrease Tyson evolve them there on sciencemas morning?

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 08:03:12 No.13994644 Report

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if u see a N d'G under your tree, he isn't there delivering gifts

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 08:06:11 No.13994653 Report

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>>13994623
No. Bill Nye rides Tyson in the atmosphere using on Musk's Quantum Duplicator to scientifically deliver them under the Nondenominational Secular Holiday Pine Tree. He does it for free.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 08:09:17 No.13994666 Report

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>Santa
Baby Jesus

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Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 17:03:55 No.13996278 Report

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>>13994623
Santa?
We give eachother cheap gifts and overturn society to celebrate Saturn's recovering from his defeat by Jupiter, teaching civilization and becoming God-king of Italy
Io Saturnalia

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:27:35 No.13998491 Report

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>>13994666
baki?

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 01:33:13 No.13998505 Report

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>>13996278
on god we gon get you some pussy

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Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 02:24:45 No.13998648 Report

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I didn't get any presents under the tree :(

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